My Sock Drawer is Completely Disorganized, I Leave Clothes on the Floor and I Don't Own a Palm Pilot

[queerbychoice]

. . . therefore, I AM SEXY.


(credit to Anna Claire for showing me the article)

Comments

[annaclaire.livejournal.com]

i'm glad i'm not the only one!

[inkstained.livejournal.com]

Anyone who can't assemble IKEA furniture is too stupid to deserve sex.

-ink

[sammka.livejournal.com]

Of course, the cost of having to take people to hotel rooms because you're embarrassed to show them your own house might offset the benefits of having sex three more times per month...

[dragkingvenus.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's that people who aren't getting laid have time to spend organizing things, as a way to get out that sexual frustration, and the people who are getting laid would rather do that and not worry about the mess. (Yes, I have a very clean room!)

[kyra.livejournal.com]

By this yardstick, I ought to be getting laid several times a week.

Hell. There's no justice.