Ugh

[queerbychoice]

There aren't a lot of gifts that I need to receive in order to have a happy Big Overhyped Fake Christian Holiday, but the gift of Not Being Kept Awake All Night with a Skull-Splitting Migraine would be a really helpful start.

I've only ever had about three migraines in my life. However, if I had them any more frequently than I do, I'd already be dead from bludgeoning myself on the head with an axe.