Poll, Blatantly Plagiarized from Smurfchick

[queerbychoice]

Plagiarized absolutely verbatim, because she's just so much cooler than me that I can't possibly improve upon it. People who've already told their dirty secrets to her are free to be annoyed at me for interrogating them with the same damn questions all over again.

[Poll #98451]
Of course you only have to answer the questions that you /want/ to answer.