Major Annoyance of the Morning

[queerbychoice]

"I know I haven't finished moving my dishes or my food to this apartment yet, but I have enough to eat breakfast, right? I brought a bowl here, and milk, and cornflakes . . . that should be enough, right?"

I HAVE NO SPOON.

Back to the old apartment I go, again.

Comments

[blahflowers.livejournal.com]

B-b-but there is no spoon! A little bald kid told me so, and I've been eating this hot porridge with my fingers ever since!

[imperfectmanx.livejournal.com]

Slurp the cornflakes up!

[rhekarid.livejournal.com]

You've never eaten cereal without a spoon? You're the worst single-person-living-in-an-apartment ever.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Am not! I have the eating-ice-cream-straight-out-of-the-box and never-wearing-any-clothes-because-that-way-I-won't-have-to-do-any-laundry parts down perfectly.

[kristinss.livejournal.com]

I like my cereal dry.

[disi.livejournal.com]

gayle, is there any way you could give me those antivirus sites again? i'd like to keep them on file and i lost them in a reformat. thanks so much!

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

They're in the sidebar of my main journal page, the very last section. First three links in that section.

[disi.livejournal.com]

thank you!