Official Worst Pick-Up Line Ever

[queerbychoice]

"Would you like to be my lost rib?"
(from Eve's journal)

Appropriate Response
"Here, choke on this apple and go play with a serpent."

Comments

[rlj.livejournal.com]

hi, i found you through charisma's journal and i just wanted to let you know i just added you. i really look forward to reading this, as you seem really interesting from what i have read.

-rachel

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Wow, we have so many friends and interests in common that I'm surprised I didn't find you and add you before. Nice to meet you!

[arhuaine.livejournal.com]

Worst one ever used on me was "Get your coat, you've pulled."
My response was a typically un-witty "piss off".

[marcelduchamp.livejournal.com]

And now with Christian overtones for her added repulsion.

Appropriate response: "Shouldn't you be busy feeling ashamed or something?" :)