At Last, a Horoscope That Doesn't Call Me a Crab or a Terminal Illness!

[queerbychoice]

I was born under the sign of Pink Pearl, the Eraser!!!

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Once, I had a dream where I was pregnant (accidentally) and I didn't really think I could handle a baby. After a difficult pregnancy, I went into labor and gave birth. The doctors and nurses were so horrified and sad, and they handed me my baby and said that they were so sorry, the baby was made out of Pink Pearl eraser and wasn't alive.

I remember being so relieved because I didn't want to be pregnant in the first place (but found out too late to abort or something like that, I don't remember), and so I buried my Pink Pearl baby and woke up terrified that I was pregnant. I was so terrified that I took a home pregnancy test even though there was no way I could have been pregnant.

This has nothing to do with anything. Ha! Take that!

p.s. I was a Slide Rule.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Wow! So this makes you, like, my mommy or something?

In any case, there can't be many people on my friends list who've given birth to Pink Pearl erasers. You clearly have very special DNA. I am honored to have your special DNA on my list!

noog recommended you highly. I make it a point to follow Adrienne's advice in nearly everything. :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Why, thanks for the compliments. I know that Miss noog speaks very highly of you as well, and any friend of the other half of smutmuffins is a friend of mine.

I've very much been enjoying your stalker's poetry. S/he has such a wonderful talent. *snort snort*

Next Pink Pearl baby I have, I'm naming after you. :)