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queerbychoice ([personal profile] queerbychoice) wrote1995-08-04 12:00 am

"Propositioned" (Originally Sent to Sophie Lizard on This Date)

Let's see, what's happened around here? Nothing? Well, I got hypothetically propositioned by a heterosexual female - my best friend (whom I offered to marry 3 years ago) said, "What would you do if I propositioned you?" Well, um, perhaps I'd faint. Why must desirable het chicks flirt with me when they have no intention of becoming serious?

Oh well. I have nothi--- wait. wait. wait. MARTIN GORE OF DEPECHE MODE TURNED 34 YEARS OLD FOUR DAYS AGO AND I DIDN"T EVEN NOTICE!!!! My former idol! The only musician whose concerts I've ever attended! I forgot all about him! I've never ever done that before.