Hello

Today I asked everyone I met online if they'd received any valentines and they all said no. So I emailed them all late valentines, one at a time. I'm in a making-people-happy mood. If anybody else didn't get any valentines, ask me and I'll send you one immediately.

I send most people flowers, but everybody gets a different flower from everybody else. They're JPEG flowers and they never ever wilt. Real flowers depress me when they turn brown and shrivel up. I never want to throw them away.