"The Stonewall Bar Did Not Allow Non-White Patrons or Drag Queens Into It, So They Couldn't Have Bee

*ahem* Technically speaking, same-gender sex itself wasn't allowed anywhere in the U.S. at that time, so the Stonewall Bar couldn't very well have officially announced in its charter that anything "of a homosexual nature" was allowed to take place there at all. So, homosexuals couldn't have been there! Attention, everyone:

THE STONEWALL RIOT WAS CARRIED OUT BY STRAIGHTS!
No Queers Showed Up Until the Next Day When They Wandered in to Claim All the Credit!
Revisionist Stonewal History gets more disturbing every day.