Jeremy Will Like This One: Male Contraceptive Implant

Look, it's the first ever Male Contraceptive Implant! Brought to my attention by digitalis.

Probably a lot easier to get at the age of 21 than a vasectomy has proven to be.

Well, aside from the fact that it hasn't exactly been released to the public yet at all. The age of 22 or 23 then, perhaps.

And it doesn't involve messing around with hormones like the women's Norplant does, either. It's always only women whose hormones have to get messed around with. If I wanted my hormones messed with I might be an FTM by now. I don't want my hormones messed with. It sounds creepy.

Weather, According to Weather.com

Sunny. 102°F (39°C)
Feels Like: 97°F (36°C)
UV Index: 2 Minimal
Humidity: 11%
Pressure: 29.76 inches and falling
Wind: From the West Southwest at 4 mph

This is the temperature at 6:00 p.m., you must understand. I hate to think what it might have been earlier. I was only out in it for about 60 seconds walking to and from my car, but I could actually feel my skin being baked alive. I think it will take me several hours to recover from this traumatic experience. And when I do summon up sufficient energy to move again, I shall begin researching the possibility of moving to North Dakota.