What Authors Would You Sleep With?

gloriajn recently posted a meme involving bolding the names of the actors you'd sleep with. This caused me to feel very left out and unable to participate, because I never see any movies and am completely unfamiliar with all the actors and therefore I cannot have any idea whether I would sleep with them or not. But to make myself feel better, I looked for a list of authors and am now starting a new meme in which I will ( boldface the names of the authors I'd sleep with )