Make Your Own Bush Speech!

[queerbychoice]

Make Your Own Bush Speech and hear his voice reading it!

(Requires Flash, a screen resolution of 800x600 or larger, and a sound card. Passed on to me by eve_l_incarnata.)

My speech says: "America stands committed to our principles: freedom and justice shared by all, in Iraq, the United States, Afghanistan and beyond. *burp* We've accomplished much. We created *drum roll* persistent poverty, suffering - broken treaties. Above all, we destroyed innocent lives so that violent ambitions - including my own - would be defended. *evil laugh*"

Comments

[ex-any814.livejournal.com]

Wow. I love your speech.

[cleanlikegod.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaahhaha ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
Oh that is great!
Thank you for sharing!

[cleanlikegod.livejournal.com]

here's a good one!

"There can be justice without squandered lives (drum roll)"

[inkstained.livejournal.com]

Awh man, I'll never persuade myself to leave the house now. I wanna stay home and play with this all day.

My country squandered lives in Afghanistan and beyond. America stands commited to violent ambitions and persistent poverty on a massive scale. Above all, we created suffering.

Oh the possibilities.

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[ex-any814.livejournal.com]

alright. this is mine:

ladies and gentlemen. freedom is great. we've accomplished much. america stand comitted to further destruction. so that there can be peace.

but my favorite is this one (created my my dad):

my country is great. ladies and gentlemen. (burp) the world, including my own, will one day be destroyed. (laugh) we created conflict and we do fear saddam hussein. (crowd boo) there can be no poeace without further destruction. america stands commited to violent ambitions in afghanistan and beyond.

[sammka.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the United States is great. One day, human dignity will be destroyed on a massive scale in my country, iraq, afghanistan and beyond. America stands committed to further destruction, conflict, and violent ambitions, including my own. Above all, there can be no freedom without squandered lives.

[ex-infidel.livejournal.com]

i became frustrated with the lack of verbs! boo!