Our Flag, Too

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The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard.

—U.S. Code, Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8(i)

But if you treat the flag the way that U.S. law actually requires, a truckload of angry pro-war middle-aged men will invade your home to beat you up for it.