At Last, a Meme That Amuses Me!

[queerbychoice]

Stolen from yonmei, who stole it from griffen, who stole it from its inventor, lysana:

There's been a meme going around where you ask folks to tell you something about themselves a couple of days ago. Now, I'd like to ask for something a little different.

Reply to this post and tell me something about yourself. Something interesting.

Something so interesting it . . . stretches the truth a little.

Okay, forget the "little." Tell me a whopper. Not just a fib, not just a lie, but a whopper.

You can of course find out all the shocking information you never knew about me here.

Comments

[c-est-moi.livejournal.com]

I am straight?

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

That's quite an interesting revelation, when taken in combination with your latest entry. ;-)

[mobledqueen.livejournal.com]

I am a forty-five year old orthodox Jewish man, with seven children.
Their names (in order of apperence) are Yossi, Shoshi, Shlomi, Rivki, David, Sruli, and Sarai.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pray now.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

I suspected this all along.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

I am a mutant. My superpowers include, but are not limited to, telepathy, cruciverbalism, xenozoonosis, floccinaucinihilipilificaty, triskaidekakratia, jobbernowl, and antilatrociny. Also I am a skilled lipogrammatist.

[purple-umbrella.livejournal.com]

well, actually, this isn't a lie but most people I tell think it is, and if I told you at any other time you probably wouldn't believe me anyway so...
My body creates too much electricity...static electricity. I can't control it so it's not a super power but it is pretty interesting. I'm constantly blowing light blubs just when I turn on the light and stuff, and I have to wear a static strap whenever I'm on a computer (my laptop has an anti-static thing built in so i don't have to wear one when I'm on my own computer). I really shouldn't (but often do) plug things into the wall. A few years ago when my family went away and i was home alone I plugged a few things in and the 10 plug sparked and blew everything up that was plugged into it. including the tv, video and stereo. shit. i got in a lot of trouble for that, actually.

is that an interesting fact about me? well, i guess that's up to you to decide.

[luinied.livejournal.com]

We'd all forgotten it until recently, but my friends and I were all raised at the same orphanage. It was there that our lives were saved by a prince on a white horse, who told us that we could meet him again if we held on to our strength and nobility, and got into Mars University. Unfortunately, our time machine has been stolen by Doppleganger Alexander Hamilton, so now we're honor-bound to get it back from him or die trying. If we fail we'll have to commit pirate seppuku, a fate that none of us enjoy rum enough to want.

[zendifferential.livejournal.com]

hey..... I played that video game, too!

[zendifferential.livejournal.com]

I have recurring dreams which reveal my past. In my last life, I was a 5'6", dark-haired boy who liked to wear leather jackets. Really. And then the other day, I saw him at a bus stop. I stopped my car and asked him if he knew I used to be him. He laughed, and told me I was crazy. That's how I knew it was true.

I'd dreamed about saying that, the night before.

[deadinmotion.livejournal.com]

i'm really a robot.
a sexbot, in fact.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know how good you are in bed, but give my compliments to your designer on your physical, linguistic and personality attractiveness. This explains a lot.

[rhekarid.livejournal.com]

The scars on my back are actually from when I was killed fighting pirates who wanted to steal my computer.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

You're dead?

I didn't notice any stink when I visited you. Hmm.

[rhekarid.livejournal.com]

I said I was killed, I didn't say I was dead.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

You were resurrected?

[theobscure.livejournal.com]

Everything I’ve said up until now has been a lie. ;)

Must’ve been an outrage to you when they tried to say Pluto wasn’t a "real planet," eh?

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Yes! You have no idea!

[theobscure.livejournal.com]

Those nasty scientists have no hearts. (http://seti.sentry.net/archive/public/2003/Apr/0025.html)

[the-moonshiner.livejournal.com]

I used to live in a hippie commune...









actually, that's more of a half-truth.

[yay4pikas.livejournal.com]

I am ancient, with worlds within me. I was born in Iceland in the imaginations of people. I understand all languages, when they're spoken correctly, which no one ever does anymore because people have forgotten the meaning behind words.