Reverse Astrology

[queerbychoice]

Most internet quizzes are quite annoying, but any quiz devoted to stamping out ridiculous superstitions has to get my support. Thanks, rampling!

Your Reverse Astrology Results

Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
Aries Mar 21 to April 19 72
Taurus April 20 to May 20 64
Gemini May 21 to June 21 49
Cancer June 22 to July 22 49
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 66
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 64
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 57
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 54
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 41
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 66
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 65
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 38

According to our analysis, you are a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19. But you are certainly not a Pisces, Feb 19 to Mar 20.
You claim to be a Cancer, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date.

Find out your REAL astrological sign!

Actually, I'm shocked that Cancer came in as high as it did. I always thought it sounded like the single most ridiculously inaccurate description of me imaginable, so I have to wonder how Pisces could possibly manage to be even worse.

Comments

[insipidity.livejournal.com]

Very interesting. I once wrote an editorial for the Jacket (school newspaper) about astrology entitled "Racism Makes More Sense." I'm supposed to be a Pisces. I always deemed that to be absolutely the most lame sign of them all.

[rampling.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, "Racism Makes More Sense" -- that's a really good one! Owwww!

I've always called astrology a system of prejudice and stereotypes. Do you have that editorial online anywhere -- it sounds great!

[allyscully.livejournal.com]

That was fun. Cancer was my lowest at 34% (highest was Aquarius) and I'm supposedly a cancer as well.

[jkatj.livejournal.com]

My lowest score (36) was for leo, although it is my sign. I love cats, so I like being a leo for that reason, but I never felt like the description matched.