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[queerbychoice]

Wow. I haven't cried like THAT since I was eight years old and lost a particularly bloody baby tooth. That was not a remotely adult kind of crying. That was utter shrieking slobbering hysterics. And you wouldn't believe what a bright hot pink the whites of my eyes are capable of turning. I don't look remotely human right now. I look like some kind of pink-eyed space alien. It's almost cool in a way, like some new Hollywood makeup artist has finally succeeded in breaking new ground and surpassing all previous scary makeup effects.

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[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

yeah, people are always so much sexier if they possess shoulders. people with no shoulders just don't cut an attractive profile at all.

but i doubt i could reduce myself to a shrieking slobbering hysterical five year old on your shoulders anyhow. that was reserved for the shoulders of my imaginary mother.

thanks, though. you know, if i do attempt to communicate anything meaningful to my parents, it might be preferable to provide them with character references to testify to them that even though i'm not who they've been pretending i am, i am still in fact a good and kind and healthy and intelligent and hardworking et cetera person in my own way, and not the psychotic homicidal prostitute they're going to think i am. of course, there's no guarantee they'll be willing to listen in the first place, but on the off-chance they are: how would you feel about corresponding with a couple of hysterical wailing hetero parents?