Pop-Tart Mysteries

[queerbychoice]

"Why do Pop Tarts come in twos, like animals on biblical arks? I swear they're too poisonous for me ever to eat both of 'em, so I sit around lookin' at the second one, feeling bad, like a six-year-old who didn't finish his breakfast.
And don't tell me they're in there mating, like biblical ark animals, because man, if that were the case, there'd be baby Pop Tarts in there, at least occasionally..."
from Ill Scientist's journal

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[violin.livejournal.com]

My problem is that 2 is never enough. So i open the next packet. One more may be enough, but what am I to do with the third one? So, i eat it. Now, what was once a full box is down to a single foil packet of only 2 pop tarts. Can't leave that in the cupboard!

I sit down to eat 2 pop tarts, instead i finish all 6 in the box. ::frown::

baby Pop Tarts? That's what the crumbs are...