Pop-Tart Mysteries

[queerbychoice]

"Why do Pop Tarts come in twos, like animals on biblical arks? I swear they're too poisonous for me ever to eat both of 'em, so I sit around lookin' at the second one, feeling bad, like a six-year-old who didn't finish his breakfast.
And don't tell me they're in there mating, like biblical ark animals, because man, if that were the case, there'd be baby Pop Tarts in there, at least occasionally..."
from Ill Scientist's journal

Comments

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Are you under the impression that I'm in a rush to become a mother?

I'm not.

I think it would require the presence of several eager and ultra-competent prospective co-parents to convince me I could ever be a mother without hating myself for it.

Odds are, if any such prospective co-parents ever show up, one or another of them will probably be male.

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[embryomystic.livejournal.com]

That's not exactly what I was implying, no.