Pop-Tart Mysteries

[queerbychoice]

"Why do Pop Tarts come in twos, like animals on biblical arks? I swear they're too poisonous for me ever to eat both of 'em, so I sit around lookin' at the second one, feeling bad, like a six-year-old who didn't finish his breakfast.
And don't tell me they're in there mating, like biblical ark animals, because man, if that were the case, there'd be baby Pop Tarts in there, at least occasionally..."
from Ill Scientist's journal

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[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Well, if we ever had that broom closet date I wouldn't trust you to supply the music for it.

But I was listening to Poison yesterday, so I'm in no position to supply it either. A conversation in Frank's journal brought on a fit of nostalgia which somehow led me to find myself listening to Poison. It's scary, I know.