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queerbychoice) wrote2002-02-12 09:00 pm
queerbychoice) wrote2002-02-12 09:00 pm
Of Dostoyevsky, Nipples, Internet Addiction, and My Invisible Girlfriend Named Kevin
I don't like Dostoyevsky! Not at all, at all, at all! Now even Prince Myshkin has really turned into an idiot! And I think the book's over now, in another few pages, so there's no hope for improvement.
To cheer up anyone who's been subjected to anything as awful as Dostoyevsky, try touring a href="http://www.ndroid.com/005/nipple/index.html">The World-Famous Nipple Gallery (thanks to katyha for the link).
Oh, and there's a California election approaching, and I received not one but two sample ballots in the mail. Think I can vote twice? I think not, since only one ballot had my name on it. The other ballot had the name of a previous resident of my apartment, except that on all other mail I've come across that was intended for this person - whose first name is "Kevin" - the title in front of Kevin's name has been "Mr." But on this sample ballot, the name was "Ms. Kevin . . ." Very interesting. Apparently the state of California is under the impression that I'm living with a woman, and that the woman I live with goes by the name of "Kevin." How very delightfully queer of me, to live with a woman named Kevin! Alas, I regret to inform them that I have in fact no Kevin at all in my life, neither a male Kevin nor a female Kevin. But the idea of it sounds so stylish that maybe I'll go out and acquire a female Kevin, just because they inspired me to.
Oh, and there's definitely something wrong with this quiz. I can't possibly be merely "average."
To cheer up anyone who's been subjected to anything as awful as Dostoyevsky, try touring a href="http://www.ndroid.com/005/nipple/index.html">The World-Famous Nipple Gallery (thanks to katyha for the link).
Oh, and there's a California election approaching, and I received not one but two sample ballots in the mail. Think I can vote twice? I think not, since only one ballot had my name on it. The other ballot had the name of a previous resident of my apartment, except that on all other mail I've come across that was intended for this person - whose first name is "Kevin" - the title in front of Kevin's name has been "Mr." But on this sample ballot, the name was "Ms. Kevin . . ." Very interesting. Apparently the state of California is under the impression that I'm living with a woman, and that the woman I live with goes by the name of "Kevin." How very delightfully queer of me, to live with a woman named Kevin! Alas, I regret to inform them that I have in fact no Kevin at all in my life, neither a male Kevin nor a female Kevin. But the idea of it sounds so stylish that maybe I'll go out and acquire a female Kevin, just because they inspired me to.
Oh, and there's definitely something wrong with this quiz. I can't possibly be merely "average."
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