PEAS, I tell you, PEAS!!!!!!

The Pasta-roni company has betrayed my love. For so long I've been able to pick out any old flavor of Pasta-roni and trust that as long as it didn't clearly state on the front that it contained green vegetables, it wouldn't. But today I opened up a box of the new "homestyle chicken" flavor and found peas. I am horrified. This is the first time anyone has ever successfully smuggled peas into my apartment. I feel very threatened and invaded now. My own residence is no longer a safe space for me.