PEAS, I tell you, PEAS!!!!!!

[queerbychoice]

The Pasta-roni company has betrayed my love. For so long I've been able to pick out any old flavor of Pasta-roni and trust that as long as it didn't clearly state on the front that it contained green vegetables, it wouldn't. But today I opened up a box of the new "homestyle chicken" flavor and found peas. I am horrified. This is the first time anyone has ever successfully smuggled peas into my apartment. I feel very threatened and invaded now. My own residence is no longer a safe space for me.

Comments

[substancep.livejournal.com]

That really burns me up when they change stuff like that on you.

Peas are evil.

[zuzubailey76.livejournal.com]

BASTARDS. I know exactly what you mean, and I feel the same way. I want my old chicken pasta-roni back now, thankyouverymuch.

[lm.livejournal.com]

That's why you should stick to Top Ramen. Nothing but noodley goodness there...

[exterra.livejournal.com]

Pasta-roni is obviously challenging you to grow as an individual and take the difficult and frightening leap of accepting green things into your life. If they're gonna go off and pull that on you without announcing, however, they could at least include the number of a national crisis line to provide support to all those poor souls who feel betrayed after years of green veggie-free foods.