Hmm . . .

I just stepped on my bathroom scale for the first time in a few months and it says I weigh zero pounds. It didn't even twitch when I stepped on it. Then I picked it up and shook it and pounded on it and stomped on it. Still not a twitch. I weigh zero pounds.

So, either my scale is broken, or else I've died and I'm now a ghost! This is interesting!