Hmm . . .

[queerbychoice]

I just stepped on my bathroom scale for the first time in a few months and it says I weigh zero pounds. It didn't even twitch when I stepped on it. Then I picked it up and shook it and pounded on it and stomped on it. Still not a twitch. I weigh zero pounds.

So, either my scale is broken, or else I've died and I'm now a ghost! This is interesting!

Comments

hah!

[zendifferential.livejournal.com]

did you have a reflection in the mirror, though?

Re: hah!

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

You're tough to impress, aren't you?

[experimentego.livejournal.com]

Naku, mumu!

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Sadly, being a ghost doesn't seem to have enabled me to speak Tagalog.

[experimentego.livejournal.com]

Well, I could translate that, but I think it's infinitely cuter in Tagalog. Maybe I could make you understand if I recorded it as a spoken file?

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

You mean I understand spoken Tagalog, just not written Tagalog? I will be very impressed if you can manage to convey the meaning by recording it.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you've created an anti-gravity vortex that just happens to balance out your weight exactly.

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Wow, that would be amazingly talented of me. If only I could figure out how I did it.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Yes, just think of the money you could make on weight-loss book sales alone!

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Maybe I could just mass-produce broken scales for people.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can market them as the "Patented Anti-Gravity Scale."

[rhekarid.livejournal.com]

Zero pounds. I now have the image of some ghostly Gayle haunting the new owners of the apartment, appearing at night and moaning "do I look faaaaaat to you?"

[frankbook.livejournal.com]

Gee! I can't even remember the last time I weighed zero pounds!

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

Me neither!