I'm Such a Addict . . .

[queerbychoice]

As a person who drinks nearly two gallons of milk per week, I was quite disturbed today after I followed Subtly Ironic Sean's link which led me, two clicks later, to a page about the evil corporations putting carcinogenic genetically engineered growth hormones into milk. In fact, I was so disturbed that I fixed myself a thoroughly water-based dinner with no milk at all.

But after 20 minutes of this I became terribly depressed by my desperate milk cravings and finally poured myself a tall glass of those yummy carcinogenic growth hormones anyway.

It was delicious.

Comments

careful...

[ex-goodlife509.livejournal.com]

ever wondered why teenaged girls' breasts are so HUGE nowadays?

you can indulge in hormone free milk, i think trader joe's sells it, and i know fresh fields does. it's worth it. It tastes better.
i can't consume dairy at all, dammit. i'm addicted to soy though, so it's ok. i get a total high of well being and good feeling when i eat soy products. go figure.

Re: careful...

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

::gets worried::

::examines chest::

nope, no huge breasts here . . . i think i'm safe from that particular side effect. :-)

hmmm ... puzzled

[moistgrrluk.livejournal.com]

Does this mean that the mysterious Gayle is actually a teenage girl ? Or is it merely a diversionary tactic ? The plot thickens .... :)

Re: hmmm ... puzzled

[ex-goodlife509.livejournal.com]

it could also mean i was worried gayle might get manbreasts from all that hormone rich milk...

Re: hmmm ... puzzled

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

no, it means Gayle is a 25 year old of undetermined gender who does not have huge breasts . . .