Ah, but pickles are inherently more wholesome than red meat, no matter what they're used for. I mean, if you masturbate with meat, that's necrophilia and bestiality both at once!
a) I don't know anyone who masturbates with red meat, so I think that's largely irrelevant. But I will happily grant that such a person would be pretty unwholesome.
b) I do not grant, however, that pickles are inherently less wholesome than red meat. Pickles are essentially rotten, fermented cucumbers. It's a form of decay by design, and as such, is extremely decadent.
c) while we're on the subject of necrophilia, you seriously hope people will have sex with your body after you're dead. If that's not decadent (not to mention revolting), nothing is.
You have an extraordinary memory for dredging up my most unconventional statements from years ago. Really though, it wasn't exactly that I hoped people would, but rather that I don't mind whether they do or not and I would like people to feel free to if they happen to want to.
The word "decadent" makes me think of goth ladies in highly-piled hairdos and low-cut black silk dresses drinking red wine together from crystal goblets. :p
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queerbychoice) wrote2004-04-21 12:21 pm
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b) I do not grant, however, that pickles are inherently less wholesome than red meat. Pickles are essentially rotten, fermented cucumbers. It's a form of decay by design, and as such, is extremely decadent.
c) while we're on the subject of necrophilia, you seriously hope people will have sex with your body after you're dead. If that's not decadent (not to mention revolting), nothing is.
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I think Gayle is maybe being a little playful with us here, don't you? "Who, l'il ol' meeee? decadent?"
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